7 November 2013


 clumsy (adjective, clum·si·er, clum·si·est.)
1. awkward in movement or action; without skill or grace

I am a clumsy person.

I am the person that bumps into walls that aren't there.

The person that can slosh coffee that is only a quarter full (which is quite a talent if I do say so myself).

I'm the person that spills water down their front EVERY SINGLE TIME I take even the smallest sip.

I fall over my feet.

I knock things out of other people's hands.

I break at least 2 glasses a week.

I have broken my toe by kicking the fridge.

When I get over-excited my words are incoherent.

You should see me do ballet;  I'm awesome at that!

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