I have developed a cough.
Not one of those cute little "hem hem" coughs but an annoying, will-not-go-away, constantly-tickling-my-throat coughs. And I am sick of it! I work in an office surrounded by other people and I know what they are all thinking... "who's that person infecting us all"?
And as they silently curse me I wish I could say that it's not my fault! I caught off someone else and even if I do pass it on to you (which I probably will) you will pass it on to someone else and they will hate you just as much (or possibly more) than you hate me right now.
They call it karma right?!